Some nonsense from moi....after my rant of before

Headlines.
Seal uses whiskers to sense faraway fish. Does Heidi Klum know this???
China inflation outstrips target. Really? Are they inflating 20,50,or 100 metres? Or just stripping off? The mind boggles......
Hewitt on Europe. He's standing on it if he's anywhere between Ireland and Turkey.
Flotilla fallout. Obviously a lot of in fighting going on between them which we know nothing about. Or a nuclear explosion, which we know nothing about either...
Meat eating linked to early periods. This will be a tremendous relief to millions of women, who, after having suffered for years not knowing this, will now all switch to eating fish or veggies.
One of my favourites: Severed heads found in Guatemala. There are now a lot of headless bodies walking around. Reminds me of most politicians.
Toddler died of methadone dose. What will parents think of next to keep their children quiet. Actually, these 2 should be castrated and spayed and that's too good for them. The gave the child methadone to keep him quiet!!!!!!. How sick are some people?

And with that bout of total irreverance for the headlines, that's my interpretation. I hope you found them amusing.

Good, isn't it....