What shall I ponder about now? Rodin's done his thing already...
Thousands of scantily clad women to march in London as SLUTWALK protest spreads to UK.... now there's something to look forward to! Or is it? If it shows the obese lot which are now in the UK, Samantha Cameron and Victoria Beckham ( before the baby bump) apart, I don't know if I shall be watching. Having seen some of the photos, I think this is a miss. On the other hand, it could be a good thing to keep radicals off the streets as they shouldn't be looking at this, but I'm sure they all will, with telescopes and goggles all the better to see with!
Justin Bieber brands Marge Helgenberger ( a lovely woman) "kinda lame" after she complains abut his bratty antics on set. Way to go Marge! Give him a quick boot where it hurts for me please. This is one spoilt brat who has absolutely nothing going for him except an awful hairstyle if you could call it that, and hordes of screaming kids. At least when I screamed at rock stars, they were good...this one is a joke. And he's not a star. Thats' reserved for those that have earned it.
Pakistan grants the USA access to Bin Ladens wives ... what on earth for? Will they want to learn how to cook whilst on the run? I suppose there could be a tv programme called: In Pursuit of Happyness. Life on the run with OBL. How to wear camouflage make-up. Then there will be follow up books entitled: How to cope with secrecy, and stress of changing clothes without being seen by a man. Useful sort of thing, isn't it. I can see it becoming a best seller immediately. Or you could have cookbooks: My life with a goat. How to kill, clean and eat...
An instant cure for baldness, if you don't mind being injected with pigs bladders. ??? Now how do they see this?Apparently ones own blood is mixed with a powder derived from pigs. I am wondering what side effects could be. Oinking instead of sneezing, maybe? Eating from troughs? IQ's going up? As we all know pigs are intelligent, probaby a lot more than we are to expect this sort of thing to actually work. I can't wait to see the results...
Man tries to walk on water. Apparently he tried to emulate Jesus by wearing oversized paddles on his feet. He didn't get too far though. A wave came up and bowled him over and he drowned.
This reminds me of the simply dreadful joke about walking on water.
St Peter was at the pearly gates when 3 long haired men came up to him. All 3 were wearing long white robes and looked serious. St. Peter asked them who they were and all 3 replied: Jesus. He then was in a dilemma. How was he to find out which was Jesus?
Very simple. He asked each one to walk across a lake he conjoured up. The first one did and didn't go down. The second one did and also he too didn't go down. The 3rd one did and promptly went under. St Peter hauled him out, called him Jesus and granted him access to heaven. Do you know why? He had holes in his feet.
Good, isn't it.....