Off and running...

I see that police in Britain have smashed a huge paedophilic ring, good. I cannot imagine what these sick people can get excited about abusing children, how dreadfullt perverted and sick is that? Do give them to me, they'll never do anything again like this, ever. And why is it, that the people who abuse children in general are the ugliest you can find about? They are hideous! 

This applies to the ones who maltreat children. A little girl of 2 has died, found with the most appalling injuries. I cannot believe why someone would even think of hurting a baby who has done more than being born. It certainly didn't want to be there!

I am sick to my stomach just thinking about it all. What a dreadful world we live in with such twisted, cruel people. I wrote somewhere else that humans are the worst predators in life, we kill for pleasure and are the only species which applies torture. That it is used against the weakest and youngest of us, is something I will never understand.

Good, isn't it.........

2011 has hit........

The Year of the Rabbit. Now this does not mean that one can go around bonking away ad nauseum as per rabbits, it is apparently a somewhat more tranquil year with financial worries being less. That's very nice to know, I for one am delighted.

Teenager lost on mountain survives due to watching the survival programme of Bear Grylls. I am happy he did watch this and survived, but where were his parents? Rather stupid of them to keep on ski-ing when they could see their son was not around! Grylls programmes are great, so he has a tv team toodling about with him, but what he does is good. Maybe we should send radicals out there in the most appalling conditions, like him, and let them be told, if you make it back we might not shoot you. Prisoners could also have the same treatment, it would reduce the prison population a lot.

Men are getting flabbier. Well, yes, it's called middle aged spread, and unless one does an SAS fitness regime, it happens to the best of us. Women have it too, although we do have the side effect of after having had children, ones bodies do really like to do their own thing round about 50. I, thank heavens, am still very slim, but it's to do with genetics, not eating like there's no tomorrow, eating well but not being fanatical about it, and realising that my body is not the same as it was at age 20. And I am quite happy about it.

This brings me to the point of all these plastic surgeons and the operations they do. A little bit of a lift, when ones face is droopy, is fine, correcting dreadful faults also, very much so. BUT, I see an increasing amount of ironed out faces on women and men, which quite frankly, look stupid. And let's not forget about the frog lips... who's kidding who? I don't have Angelina's bee pout, I wish I did, but it's still never stopped me from getting a man to kiss me, if I, and he wanted to. So, why are we obsessed with this line free look? No-one believes it for a second. Then let's face the BOOBS...I see photos of women who have obviously had DDD cups inserted, they look revolting! Does a man really like to hold onto this? Probably yes, so maybe I should shut up.

I wish you all a wonderful new year, with fun, laughter and love to make your lives complete.

My thoughts on news headlines.............

Man shoots himself whilst sleepwalking in Denver:  Oh dear. This is tragic whilst being hilarious. One could arrange sleepwalking parties with BBQ's and weenie roasts.  I always found that to be somewhat misleading. To me, as a child, a weenie was something small boys had, then it progressed to being a Cumberland sausage later on if you were lucky!
The longest snake in captivity dies:  and can you believe it was called Fluffy??? Apparently she weighed 300 pounds and was a recticulated python, which would have been even more interesting if she was an articulated one! Think what she could have come out with!! Quote: " she was an impressive animal," said a curator. I'll say, at 24 feet long she certainly impresses me! She died of a suspected ovarian tumour. Not enough bonking, probably... poor thing. How many handbags will they get from her? Tsk, Tsk...
Pres. Obama spars with Stewart on the Daily Show:  I thought SPAR was a supermarket? What's the Pres. and John doing in one of them? Were they shopping? Most likely for a hand bag... see above...
Coleen and Wayne Rooney looked bored at their holiday by the dunes:  Mais naturellement? What t f would they talk about? His sunburn? Her boob job? His feet, now worth with his legs, the sum of 265,000 pounds per week? I've not said any other bits of him, as everything above his waistline has an IQ of less than the combined IQ's of George Dubbya and Sarah Palin put together, namely 95. What do they drink? Pink concoctions. HHHMMM. If they'd said pink champagne, my favourites being Taittinger or Cristal Roederer, I could forgive them just a smidgeon, however, concoctions? Oh veyah...
Health bosses refuse to pay pregnancy benefits to pregnant woman because the baby was born prematurely: OK: Let's see... should she have sewn herself up to keep the child in?Crossed her legs somewhat more forcefully, or what? How do you keep babies in when they want to come out?? When they decide to move, there isn't a thing you can do about it, guys!! Or do you know something which we mothers don't? IN which case you will make gadzillions of money.
Good, isn't it..........