Headline read by me just now: KNITTED BREASTS AVAILABLE ON NHS FOR NEW MOTHERS!!! WHAT?? The mind boggles, at least mine does! what do they mean? Do mums get breasts from knitted things now? Isn't this a wonderful headline...
Are you also fed up with reading about the same old people all the time? Fergie, I'd wish she'd just shut up and go somewehere else... Andy Murray, shave, you're ugly enough... Miley Cyrus, what a name!... Lady GAGA, at least she's really weird and a very sharp cookie...Susan Boyle, yawn... Sarah Palin, enough said...Jose Mourinho.. a prat etc. etc. Let them be stuffed into the hole in the pipeline, along with most politicians, Gordon Brown, Bush, Rice, Cheyney, the Blairs, Karzai, and I am sure a lot more.
My thought for the end of this blog: why is it, when I wash my cats, they promptly go and lick themselves afterwards and get full of cat spit again? It rather defeats the purpose...
Good, isn't it...
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