Naomi Campbell in war crimes case. If ever there's a menace, it surely must be this woman. Not content with bashing people with her mobile phone, harrassment, kicking and hitting ad nauseum, she now has committed war crimes. I have it on good authority that at least 6 countries now want to charge her with all sorts of things. Incenting women to wear too short skirts, specially when they shouldn't
(see photos of Walmart people), causing armies to open fire on each other when they didn't want to, by her loud mouthed foul language, wearing too much make-up and too many wigs, causing the women to kill each other so they could get enough hair to make wigs, you get my jist. It's a shame she's a walking disaster. I often wondered what on earth she and Joaquin Cortes ( the Spanish flamenco dancer) had to talk about. On second thoughts, they didn't.
Wonder Woman gets new outfit in 600th espisode. Oh goody!! I am glad for her, she's been moaning about her looks for a LONG time now. She didn't appreciate the holes appearing in various strategic parts of her anatomy whilst she was doing all her heroic deeds, however did tell me that it took the minds off whatever it was the criminals were doing as they gazed at her bits and pieces, and she could collar them easily. As they were handcuffed, some could be heard moaning... "I've gone to heaven"........
Harbour seals "pupping" earlier. Does Seal know about this, and Heidi Klum? Does this mean that she'll be giving birth earlier if she's expecting? I suppose he'd better keep her away from harbours in general, goodness knows what might happen!
Huge China bank flotation begins. I've just seen the Bank of China going down the N340, it's on its way to Madrid to make the idiots there see how banks should be run. I lent it my rubber dinghy to float on. Other Chinese banks have been seen rounding the Cape of Good Hope and they are worried about the pirates when they go towards the middle east. The head of the banks, Mr. We Gotmore, said to-day in a communiquè: "We are sure that the army of rubber dinghies lent to us by our good and faithful friend in Guadalmina, will keep us afloat until we have ridden this out. That is if the bloody pirates don't shoot holes in them."
Scientists peer inside a python after it's eaten. That's good, otherwise they might have ended up inside. Quote " "It's a sit and wait predator, it fasts for months and then eats a really large meal.
It can eat the equivalent of up to 50% of its own bodyweight, and in order to get the energy out of the meal, it has to restart the intestinal system very fast." Unquote. Looking at some of the people in Walmart photos, they do this as well, and other positively revolting things to end up the way they do. I am glad they have not yet resorted to doing what the Komodo dragons do, ( see earlier blog) that would be really gross. The pythons seem to have somewhat better manners too, they don't hurl themselves at a tree trying to force their food down their throat. I take that back, I think some of the Walmart people do this as well...
Brit actor Garfield is new Spider Man. I never knew there was an actor looking like Garfield!! How's he going to get into that costume? He's too fat and furry!!
Russia set for drink - drive ban. This has caused utter chaos all over Russia. All the hospitals, doctors, nurses, ambulance drivers, will be taking to the streets, not forgetting the people running the morgues!! They have taken up arms and the funeral people are committing mass suicide as they face utter ruin from no more dead bodies in their hundreds turning up.
Good, isn't it. And that's my lot of irreverance for this weekend..........
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