Having a think about sex..............

Reading something in the papers this morning made me ponder on this:

Do men want it more than women?No, I don't think so. Maybe they want it more than women, but honestly, are they ready and up for it every minute of every hour, seven days a week? Somehow I have the feeling, not.. Women differ mostly because hormones etc. make them feel like having a lot of sex at certain times rather than the urge being equally distributed across 31 days of the month. Also I feel men have to realize that after a massive row, all is not forgiven when you tell her you'd like to screw her brains out right there and then....to make up. It doesn't work with women!

Older people don't want sex. Oh really? Try telling your parents! On second thoughts, better not. . We have all thought that we discovered sex, forgetting that our parents, perish the thought, got up to exactly the same nonsense that we do, or did. I remember not speaking to my poor parents for a week when it suddenly hit me one day, coming down the stairs, that "That's what they'd been doing and then I emerged 9 months later!!!". I was 16.  They hadn't a clue why the silence of the lambs was suddenly alive in our household. It's not a given that younger men and women do it more frequently. When one gets older, the fact that worries about having suddenly unexpected children appearing, has flown out of the window, so sex can be entered into, in all senses of the word, with more gusto!. I do think younger people are more frenzied and probably much louder, apart from the older couple in a version of Las Vegas, who had to be moved to a villa as they were somewhat vocal in the nightly and daily sheenanigans and weren't letting the surrounding people in the hotel sleep! what fun! At age 80 something and causing sexual havoc! great...

The all encompassing matter of size....does it matter? Yeah and nay.. It would be a fact if you were worried about the amplitude, a lack of overall self-esteem is clearly bad. Similarly it could be that women like to be confronted by something of some stature - although many will tell you that too big is offputting. From discussions with men and women friends, size is no barometer of manhood or virility. Enthusiasm can more than compensate for any physical shortcomings and there are so many fun ways of having a good time!

Oysters are an aphrodisiac....Maybe for other oysters, but no, they aren't. Neither do all the other fallacies of Tiger's penises etc. I'd much rather that beautiful animal had all its dangly bits than some chap think he could be the next porn star because he's taken some ground up powder!. Talking about tigers, they have some interesting size down there. How do I know? I saw one in an operating theatre, impressive....

Good, isn't it...........