As the world has gone through some appalling times just lately, I've been sitting back and waiting for inspiration to hit. The problem is, now I want to write, there's so much to write about, where do I start?
I'll make an open letter to the UK government. The coalition, hhmmmm..
Dear Mr. Cameron,
I know you inherited a dreadful mess, as did Pres. Obama, from the lot which came before you. They tried, and succeeded, to screw up everything. From weapons of mass destruction, of which none were found, to the cameraderie of Brown and Bliar, twins of evil and malcontent, who managed to turn the UK, a once glorious country, into a land of imbeciles. You know who I am talking about.
So, here are my words of wisdom, I hope you agree. I am not touching on everything as there's too much to put down, but you have to make a start somewhere.
Immigration: the worst chaos ever. Labour began a process which has enabled most of the scum of Europe into GB, and then compounded it all by enabling this lot, unwashed, stupid and with hordes of children, in. Giving them mansions to live in, when they don't even know what a flush toilet is.. not having had one from whence they came. How did they get to the shores of the UK? .That's also a big question? Well here's what you do. Charge them all, ALL, 30.000 pounds each to come in. They get a small council house in a really seedy area, which is still much better than from whence they came... and they can stay there until dad and mum and all the ones who are of working age, get a job, irrespective of race, and religion. All of them must know English before they set foot on the soil of the UK. If they don't? Tough. Then, if they get through this, the money they had to bring in will be used for all their health costs and for the women for their babies, as most of them produce children like rabbits. If there's no job found in 6 months, they will be escorted to the shores and sent away. How? By using the rest of the money which they had to bring in, of course.
Religion: it's C of E and nothing else, bar Catholics who have also been around for a long time. No more mosques, no more places where kids can be brainwashed. You learn in English schools, and as you already know English, there's no problem of learning, is there? The women will have their faces open, no more burkhas and covering up. You choose to live in a western country, you take the western views. You don't like that? There's no problem, you may leave, see the 30.000 pounds bit above... if you were born in the UK and are a radical, don't worry, we'll send you off to preach your hate and nastiness somewhere else. And give you a good send off to boot with a band and bunting. Anyway, we know, even if you don't, that in your holy book, which I will respect, although you don't respect mine, there is nothing which says faces and bodies must be covered. It says: both men and women be of modest attire. Where's the face covering bit? Problem solved. You give us the freedom to worship our God, in your country, I'll change my mind. Till then, hell will freeze over. So no deal.
Families: any minors wishing to procreate and who are too stupid to use contraception, will get no benefits. This applies to all the other below level intelligence who think that the government have an obligation to look after all the children they put into the world. No they don't, you do. It's your fault, no-one elses.
Prisons: the old age pensioners and people who are in care, will be given all the things that prisoners have now, free medicine, tv on all the time, libraries etc. etc. The prisoners will be put into the barracks where the old people were, lights out at 9 pm, 2 meals a day, clean sheets every 2 weeks, etc. etc. the same as the old people had. That would be a more fitting punishment, don't you think? They get no rights at all as the prisoners gave up theirs by choice when they committed a crime. Votes? whatever for? If they get back into society, maybe, till then, nada. You hire Sheriff Joe Arpaio to bring the prison system under control. It'll cost a lot less.
The EU and handouts: the bane of the British folk. Which the wondrous Labour party, the lot which causes havoc and mayhem everywhere they go, brought us into! The idiots in Brussells try and dictate to the UK what we have to do. No you don't. You have nothing to say. The UK is a sovereign country and it's much bigger than Belgium. You're not even capable of handling your money but insist that the average taxpayer has to fork up 400 pounds per person to meet tariffs this year. I suggest that, with bankers, all the salaries of every offical in the EU be immediately frozen. We also eat your Brussell Sprouts, I have never worked out why...You can all meet the tariffs which you wish to foist onto anyone around you through all the frozen accounts. We will watch what happens. Mr. Cameron don't be scared of them. What are they going to do to us all? Zilch. If they can't manage their money, how do you think they will be able to manage a lot of very angry British people? No more handouts to countries like Pakistan and India, which is spending a billion in sending probes to Mars. Whatever for? You get your rich people to cough up. You can send the UK money as you seem to have a lot more of it than the Brits do! We have sent you enough.
And that's just a start. Banks and such, I'll write about again tomorrow. I can pop round and work out details with you whenever you wish. It'll be my pleasure. I can go on for a lot longer but my hand is hurting from wrath at putting these words down. I shouldn't have to. We should all be able to live in a world where hate has no place, religion is not the way of running a country, where people are equals, some more than others, but that's the law of the jungle. It is a place we have to make, for we shall otherwise leave our children a complete bloody mess. It takes just a few at the top to do it, but it's insiduous. I am quoting something a South African journalist wrote, and how true it is.
1. I am always right
This delusion means that you go to war on second-rate intelligence. You reject any facts which contradict your view of what the world should be like. If you are absolutely proved wrong, you merely offer the excuse that you thought you were right at the time and you always do what you think is right. You surround yourself with yes-men. You do not even countenance the presence of a court jester who might serve you up with unpalatable truths coated in humour.
2. I am in total control.
This delusion means that anybody who disputes your control is regarded as an enemy. It starts with intimidation of your political enemies, but is soon followed by secretly gathering an elite group of assassins who take them out. When the public defy you, you send in the army to sort them out. Even if you end up in control of nothing, you are still living in the castle amid the ruins.
3. I am immortal.
This delusion means that you hang on until you actually die and then maybe get embalmed. You feel you are indispensable even when you have long passed your sell-by date. You reject grooming any outside successor because that person could become a threat. The baton has to be passed on to one of your children so that you can rule from the grave.
4. I am the most popular person around.
This delusion arises from gauging your popularity from your followers, many of whom owe their positions and wealth to you. It also arises from the fact that they know this and protect you from the ugly truth. Sometimes the delusion continues until you get a knock on the door in the bunker, at which point you are shocked to be informed that the game is over.
5. My ends justify any means.
This delusion is the most dangerous of them all, because you are prepared to kill millions of people as a result of some warped ideology to which you have become addicted. Human rights are an irrelevance in your pursuit of the great idea.
Written by Clem Sunter, with thanks.
So there you have it Mr. Cameron.
Good, isn't it......................
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