Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dear Mr. Cameron




I'm back again. The photo is to get you all to wake up.

As there is so much to talk about in how I can help you, I had to put this missive into 2 parts otherwise you might get a headache. To carry on:

Banks and bankers: Now there's a lot to be taken with a large pinch of salt. Could you please explain why, when a bank has been bailed out by the poor long - suffering British public yet again, that the bankers at the end of a year get whopping bonuses? For doing what, precisely? Getting themselves into the mess to start off with and then giving themselves pats on the back for being so clever? Really? Did they all come from the LSE, which needs to be torn down, seeing that they are giving idiots like Ghaddafi's son certificates. HA! For what? Paying bribes? Well, we all know that happened, even if the LSE didn't. They have the combined brain power of a bunch of first graders, who probably have more savvy than they. Now banks. Ah yes, this is the wonderful system which allows you to put money into a bank account of your own and when you want to draw money out, you find it's less than what it was when you put the money in. You are told that it's for accounting. Surely in this day and age, where things are done by computers, it doesn't need each month a horrendous amount to be deducted. What for? Do computers need food and drink? NO. The people who are supposed to look after them do, but as they are not very good, such a lot of bank statements being less worth than loo paper, the mistake must come from the input, shades of Johnny 5 ....I can only presume the people are to blame, in which case they should be removed. It's called cutting costs and as the costs are mainly to my detriment, please get rid of these folk who think they can do with money as they wish. No they can't, it's mine, not the banks nor the bank staffs.

Weapons: A pet bugbear. GUNS KILL, people don't. Although, as I am thinking about the proliferance of knives around, I might have to revise my way of thinking. I was always of the opinion that it is much more difficult to kill someone with a knife, than a gun. The reason being that if you attack someone with a knife, they will usually try and get at you as they don't particularly want their throat slit or to be stabbed somewhere.... A gun removes this dance of intimacy. It's a cowards way of killing. In warfare I can accept it, but on the mean streets of the UK? Gun laws and those for people carrying knives, except for butchers, have to be made very strict indeed. I can remember times when the policemen were out every night on the streets with nothing except a cosh, which they used. Quite rightly too. Maybe if the laws for the police were to be changed, where they can catch delinquents and give them an almighty bashing before taking them to the police station to be booked, would help. Then too, the law should protect the person who is being attacked by some idiot, not the other way around. People who protect their property should be commended, for example. If an idiot wishes to break into someones home and is whacked across the head by some irate homeowner, I would turn a blind eye if I were you. They won't do it again in a hurry after a stay in some hospital. Oh, and while I'm on the subject of punishment, bring back the death penalty. The threat should be real and when it's used, applied with full force. There's a lot of horrible men in prison now who should, because of the appalling crimes they've committed, be dispatched to hell, fast. Although I'm not sure the Devil would want them. He's trying to find enough place for G.W. Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Blair and Brown, for starters. Plus all the other despots in the world. It's an ego thing you see. They all want a better bit of hell than the other...

Foreign aid: Not a penny more. They can sort out their messes to start with. There have been billions pumped into countries which have done sod all for their countrymen and a lot to line the pockets of those in power. See my comment about this in a blog I wrote. (I will let you have my blog address as I've managed to sort out most of the world anyway and none of you know about it, which is a shame).

The National Draft: This definitely needs to be brought back. All young men, between the ages of 18 - 22, when not in a school of upper learning, university or apprenticeship, regardless of religion, colour or creed, if living in the UK, are to be drafted into one of the forces. Whilst at it, let's get the women also. There are a lot ,which do nothing except produce babies with the above mentioned idiots in my first letter to you. They can kill each other whilst in there and thus remove a lot of radicals and hate mongerers. Then we can send off the radicals who are still living, to the countries which also like the killing of innocent people, because of their archaic laws, and we can all breathe easier knowing they are having fun. But not in England.

Well, I think you've a lot to think about. I can tear myself away from the Costa del Sol to come to your aid as this is so important. A lot more is to be said, but I'll not offend anyone by putting it down here!

My regards to Mrs. Cameron and congratulations that the Downing Street cat has finally caught its first mouse!


Good, isn't it......

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