The Year of the Rabbit. Now this does not mean that one can go around bonking away ad nauseum as per rabbits, it is apparently a somewhat more tranquil year with financial worries being less. That's very nice to know, I for one am delighted.
Teenager lost on mountain survives due to watching the survival programme of Bear Grylls. I am happy he did watch this and survived, but where were his parents? Rather stupid of them to keep on ski-ing when they could see their son was not around! Grylls programmes are great, so he has a tv team toodling about with him, but what he does is good. Maybe we should send radicals out there in the most appalling conditions, like him, and let them be told, if you make it back we might not shoot you. Prisoners could also have the same treatment, it would reduce the prison population a lot.
Men are getting flabbier. Well, yes, it's called middle aged spread, and unless one does an SAS fitness regime, it happens to the best of us. Women have it too, although we do have the side effect of after having had children, ones bodies do really like to do their own thing round about 50. I, thank heavens, am still very slim, but it's to do with genetics, not eating like there's no tomorrow, eating well but not being fanatical about it, and realising that my body is not the same as it was at age 20. And I am quite happy about it.
This brings me to the point of all these plastic surgeons and the operations they do. A little bit of a lift, when ones face is droopy, is fine, correcting dreadful faults also, very much so. BUT, I see an increasing amount of ironed out faces on women and men, which quite frankly, look stupid. And let's not forget about the frog lips... who's kidding who? I don't have Angelina's bee pout, I wish I did, but it's still never stopped me from getting a man to kiss me, if I, and he wanted to. So, why are we obsessed with this line free look? No-one believes it for a second. Then let's face the BOOBS...I see photos of women who have obviously had DDD cups inserted, they look revolting! Does a man really like to hold onto this? Probably yes, so maybe I should shut up.
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