My irreverant look at the headlines...........

Courtesy of my friendly Pilot Whale...

Battle of Britain aces fly again........I thought most of them were dead! Is the Royal Air Force having recruiting problems that they have to dig up the old codgers? What would happen if there was another world war? God help us all!!

British Museum emptied over gas.......???? Were there too many people who had had Heinz Baked Beans for breakfast?

Paris Hilton arrsted in US cocaine arrest.... She should be arrested just on principle. How someone as vapid as this can be raised to the status of a "Star" is beyond me. It also shows how dreadfully stupid most people are in raising her up there! I'd like to see her put away and the key thrown out of a helicopter,  along with people like Kim Kardashian, who is this woman?, Megan Fox, the poor man's Angelina, Naomi Campbell, the Duchess of York, who is becoming a joke, the list is endless.

Hidden tiger, cub on the mend after luggage was searched... I have not the foggiest idea what this abnormal woman was thinking of. Along with the British woman who shoved a cat into a wheelie bin and the poor thing was left there for 15 hours, I suggest we do the same to them. Shove one into a suitcase and the other into a dustbin, and send both to Alaska for the winter. Sarah Palin is welcome to them, they have the same IQ. - 10.

Missiles thrown in city protest... now I am scared! I had no idea people were beconing so strong that they could throw missiles! were they Sidewinders, or what? Will we see people fixed to the undercarriage of bombers, dropping the missiles, instead of the computer on board doing this? Whatever next, I'm impressed.

Poverty linked to child tooth decay.......nonsense. It's parents not teaching their childen how to brush their teeth.

Karzai criticizes pullout plan...... well of course he does! There go all the billions we in the west have been pouring into the country without any accounting for it, rather like what my favourite George Dubbya did in Iraq.

Male oesophagal cancer doubles.... what? Are they all performing Linda Lovelace's trick now? I could go on about this, but will not because of my sensibilities on the subject...

Wheat genome to boost food supplies.... I read this fast and saw: Wheat gnome to boost food supplies. I had this vision of this unfortunate gnome being asked to carry out super human efforts, rather like Superman, in getting food to people, poor little fella... I also read somewhere else: Full Tilt Poker to take place. My version was: Full Tit Poker to take place.... which I find far more amusing!!

Good, isn't it...