Marvellous things from the world around us..... some actual headlines.

This is what he thinks of the world to-day..... he's right. Complete Hysteria.

Poison caterpillars invade estate. Now there's something for us to contemplate. Were they given the poison by some foreign power intent on causing mayhem, or is it inside their furry little bodies? How did they know which estate to invade? They must be controlled by some outer space alien telling them to go and invade. There could be a film made about this: The Crawl of the Killer Caterpillars. Death eases up to an unsuspecting family's home in the midst of night. Millions of Caterpillars are given their marching orders to poison and kill! Beware they might be out to get you too! Children must be well behaved ( too right they should) and locked up in their home ( a lot of them should be) to thwart the killer Caterpillars! Thwart.. that's a nice word, I always wanted to use it somewhere. Parents should be warned, be good or DIE!! IS there no stopping the caterpillars on the march? No. And if you're not careful, they'll send out via bush telephone calls to their friends the Fire Ants to come and get you!! And that's worse than a fate facing death. Does that make sense? It sounds good, so I'll leave it in.

Cheryl gets pranked... Balls of Steel!   OH MY!! Superman's at it again! First we had David Beckham with his Golden Balls, now along comes old Supie with his Balls of Steel! The mind boggles! What does he do? Cheryl has been pranked with Steel Balls!! What have they been up to, or down, whichever... Crushed or squeezed, it sounds very uncomfortable....or maybe shaken and not stirred? My mind's reeling with all the possibilities...

7,500 waiting for miracle cream. For what? I know, but do you? It's to ease the wrinkles out of ones face. A large chain of shops had it on sale, it was sold out in about 3/5ths of a nano second and there's this huge waiting list for it. Will one by recognizable any more after using it? Faces have wrinkles to make sure you don't look like the next person, some have them, some don't. And it's like getting old, it happens to us all. Death and taxes are the other 2 things one can't escape either, come to think of it!

Good, isn't it....